BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them
Accurate description of ponies
It gets even funnier when you realize that Robert Downey Jr. is also afraid of horses
Were you ever able to name one hero who was happy? No.
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
"Jim, their shields are still up!"
Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? …Zzzzzzzz. Bzzzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey!
- Ernest Hemingway (x)